Here's a multi-tool with real scissors - The Gadgeteer
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LEATHERMAN, Micra Keychain Multitool with Spring-Action Scissors and Grooming Tools, Stainless Steel, Built in the USA, Gray - Leatherman Knife - Amazon.com
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